Friday 5 - Jokes

Since I've been so moody the last couple of days, I thought it would be perfect to end the week with 5 jokes that made me laugh.

1. What's black and white and black and white and black and white? (A penguin rolling down a hill.)

2. Knock, knock
 - Who's there?
   Nobody.
 - Nobody who?
  (Stay silent)

3. Knock, knock
 - Who's there?
   Little old lady.
 - Little old lady who?
   I didn't know you could yodel!

4. How do you catch a squirrel? (Climb up a tree and act like a nut.)

5. What's red and smells like blue paint? (Red paint.)

Please leave comments if you have any good ones! I could still use a good laugh!